Fake News or Florence Complex

Fake News or Florence Complex

Murilo Jambeiro de Oliveira

Brazil, October 29, 2025.

We have informed Interpol that we have a plan to return the items stolen from the Louvre Museum, provided that they remain in Italy as compensation.

We thought, let’s borrow Grace Kelly’s crown for the wedding. But then we wondered, would we have to return it? So I sent Carolina Cimenti to Italy, informed the Grand Priory of Rome that a shipment was arriving requiring extraterritorial transport, and promised to store it in our churches in Florence. As for the wedding, there won’t be as many people at Versailles, and cameras are banned, to create a more intimate atmosphere.

It is necessary to always have a face turned to each side, but the risk is always to have an uninformed Brazilian delegate.

Signed: Bonnie and Clyde.

@CoexistenceLaw

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